I've sort of accepted it's pointless to spork South Park fics unless they're really, truly beyond comprehension, but this one just tickled me.

( come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine: crybaby kyle and hate-machine sheila )

I put South Park on for the first time in ages today, and it made me remember one of the things I love about this show: how hideously bad the fandom is at grasping basic character concepts. So with that, a little dip into the Pit.

( in which cartman likes to feel things with his hands )

So, today I will attempt to make my first post at least somewhat entertaining.

I searched for "mpreg" in The Pit, because we all know that is guaranteed to be absolutely brain melting. However, I found a good nine of them about South Park. Here's a particularly odd one, Tools of The Trade. The whole thing is around 14 chapters that are mostly too ( Read more... )

As mentioned in an earlier post, I present summaries that made my fandom friends and me go "WTFLOL?".

( Aiyaiyai... )

Cartoon summaries! Because I felt like hurting. Most are younger-crowd cartoons (older ones for the most part) but there's some South Park too.

( Ouch. My childhood. )

I was going to spork one of the multitude of Star Wars fanfics at the Pit that is so disgustingly cutesy that it causes diabetic comas, but the summaries alone were starting to make me violently ill. So I decided to do more summaries instead (at least until the urge to vomit subsides).

Word: tragic. I find it very appropriate.

( TRAGEDY STRIKES!!1 )

I admit it, I went looking for badfic today, just to do give me something to do. x3 And after watching South Park the other night, I remembered that the fanfiction for it is god awful. I didn't even have to look; I just clicked on the section and it presented me with an endless list of badfic. It is truly a sporker's paradise.

( Ah, isn't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG! )

I know someone has had to have used this joke already, but...oh my God, you killed South Park! You bastard!

I found a thirteen year old with South Park fics, most of them songfics. I swear, I'm in masochistic retard heaven. I mean, who wouldn't be upon finding such gems as a songic titled Wendy and Kyles Dirty Little Secret? Oh, and not to mention ( Read more... )

This is not South Park. There is no wit, no satire, and certainly not enough cussing! What does that leave us with? Gay jew child love. It might have worked, had it not been for the sap, angst, OoC-ness, song lyrics, and general fail.

His name is Stan, he is all that I am… all that I live for.

-gag-

I sat in class boredly as I was barely listening Mr ( Read more... )

Just a few South Park brain busters.

( My brain hurts. )